chest vs. walk

I had a guy at the bar Tuesday night ask me if my tits were real. I damn near fell over laughing. I told him 100% natural baby and he's all like "really?" with a big stupid face. Then he makes the comment that his last girlfriend had fake ones and they weren't as high and round and firm looking as mine. I told hiim she got ripped off. XD Then I said, "all you have to do is get fat and then start losing the weight. Its nature's boob job." The funniest part about the whole conversation was that he was all flustered and embarrassed the entire time. The sad thing is that this guy was 35 and damn near shit his pants when later on he found out I was 28. WTF? So are older women supposed to automatically have saggy baggies?

Man, if you're gonna ask a chic about her tits don't ruin it by flushing bright ass red and stuttering. That instantly places you back in little boy land. Most women don't have time for that. I have a cat for cute and adorable. Stuttering and smooth don't reside in the same place. And I'm really getting sick of guys doing all this astonishment crap after finding out that I'm closer to 30 than 20. Its getting old. Since when are women not supposed to look good and look young once they're past 25? Fuck you. Thats why you're coming into my bar by yourself night after night drinking the world away and annoying me. Wake the fuck up! I'm much more impressed by witty and intelligent conversation than by drooling idiocy committed by people that can't talk to anything other than my (admittedly impressive) chest. Grow some balls. Be unique and DON'T stare at my mammory assets.

I had an older guy one night come in and take one look at me and ask to me walk away from him. I was amused so I did. I came back and he said, "I love a woman that knows how to walk. I have an eye for those things." Now thats something unique. Even a little classy. Women -don't- know how to walk anymore. Men - take note. Being complimented on my walk is much classier and sexier than staring at my chest like a moron that won't be able to tell me what color my eyes are. Besides... I have a damn fine walk. ;)